FrauDummkopf

For those who are interested, I typed up a story of my time here on ImDeity : Kingdoms.

BOOK ONE :

I first joined the server on April 16th, 2011, and ran away from the confusing capital. I built a home and a little farm out in the wild. I mined and sold cakes for a living, running constantly to towns and back to my home to do business.

I began to become weary of running all over the place, so I searched for a town. After touring several towns, I joined Dracore and claimed a plot. Then I bothered my father to join the server as well. It took him a day or so to be whitelisted, but it was well worth it.

Me and my dad worked together in Dracore for a long time. We sold diamonds for 75-100 dei a pop and eventually scoured the landscape looking for the elusive pumpkins to sell for 300 dei each.

Eventually we began to become bored of Dracore, and it's roads were really confusing. We longed to start our own town. My father donated 50$ to the server, and we quickly started the town of Monkeylvania. We dedicated most of our time to the town, but not recruiting. Once my dad got one guy to join, but he became inactive.

We gave up on Monkeylvania, and our rich-butts bought Caketown from uncbeast5. My father renamed it to Bonobo, and it slowly grew. The class system was beginning to be implemented, and my dad was chosen for the one to two week beta. We didn't recruit for a while, but we got an assistant who recruited like crazy, and we neared our 100th citizen.

Then one day, my father and I were mining. Out of nowhere, my dad was asked to get onto TeamSpeak, to talk with ImDeity himself. He had been promoted to moderator... Now he was [Monkey] [Mod]. And I was just [Affe].

Bonobo grew to it's 200th member, and the members were bustling with activity. It died down a bit after a few left for unapparent reasons, and the town growth grew to a halt.

Me and QazzSparkles were on TeamSpeak, and we decided to post moderator applications "for fun" on the moderator application forum. There was no way a fifteen year old or a thirteen year old would become a moderator, right?

It was a slow night on ImDeity : Kingdoms. I had stayed up all night after heading to bed early, and feeling kind of sick. One of the former residents in the town decided to build some big building thing, and I was trying to complete some of it.

Out of nowhere, ImDeity arrived. He kind of got in the way, but got the message that I was building. He greeted me, and I replied with "yo". It was just ImDeity, the owner of the server. He was probably goofing around with my dad. He flew around the town, and came back to the big building.

Out of nowhere, he announced "Congrats to FrauDummkopf for becoming our newest moderator!"
And I was like "wut."
And my dad was like "congratulations my offspring."
And I was like "alright... cool."

Now I am [Affe] [Mod] , taking after my father.

BOOK TWO :

The great map reset of December 28th was a day I was looking forward to for months. It was extremely exciting, getting to start over almost everything. Me and my dad ran around until we found a cool spot, and asked ImDeity for our donation money. We received it, and the first thing I did was start the town of Douroucouli. xSock was the first one to arrive, and as we recruited a few people and flattened land he bounced around and watched it rise.

But because of me and my father's long trip, he fell very sick.

Douroucouli flourished under our hard-working residents, and quickly grew to have over 20 members. Me and smcallah worked our "hardest" to make the most of his time still with us. Brick and sandstone roads are beautiful in my opinion, but they really take a lot of effort to obtain.

smcallah fell very sick before the weekend of January 7th. He laid in bed all day, though tried to help out. He still did rollbacks on tickets and such, and helped around the town. This hurt him a lot more, and on that Saturday he was on his deathbed. He gave all his money to me and Douroucouli, and passed away right after the PVP event that day.

ImDeity saw this, and looked down upon one of his Head-Mods. He then said "Congrats to smcallah on becoming our newest Sub-Admin!"

The newest Sub-Admin then jumped right out of his bed and exclaimed "yay".